David Bridgeman-Sutton continues his poetical musings

Organists are not the only musicians to face difficult times, as these plaintive lines reminds us:

There was a young woman called Shampersand,
Cornet in the municipal bampersand;
Overcome by the heat,
She fell in the street,
But arose when heartily fampersand.

W Shakespeare (attrib.)

1

K .C. pulled up that Reno hill,
Whistled for the crossin' with an awful shrill.
Switchman knew by the ingine's moans
That the man at the throttle was K.C. Jones.

(Anon.)

Past cotton grass and moorland boulder,
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,
Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses;
Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from the bushes at her blank-faced coaches;
.......... In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

Well-behaved to a man and woman, they turn, appalled, from the doings of The Everlasting Percy:

For several years I was so wicked
I used to go without a ticket
And travelled underneath the seat
Down in the dust of people's feet.

2.

From 1922 to 4
I leant against the carriage door
Without a-looking at the latch;
And once, a-leaving Colney Hatch,
I put a huge and heavy parcel
Which I were taking to Newcastle,
Entirely filled with lumps of lead,
Up on the rack above my head...

And worse.....

I grew so careless what I'd do
Throwing things out, and dangerous too,
That last and worst of all I done,
I threw a great sultana bun
Out of the train at Pontypridd.....

E.V. Knox

We knew the different railways by their smells.
The City and South London reeked like a changing room;..
The Central London, with its cut-glass shades
On draughty stations, had an ozone smell-
Not seaweed-scented ozone from the sea
But something chemical from Birmingham..

You may say that by and large it is Skimble who's in charge
Of the Sleeping Car Express.
From the driver to the guards to the bagmen playing cards
He will supervise them all, more or less.....
He establishes control by a regular patrol
And he'd know at once if anything occurred.

It's not all work, however:

In the watches of the night he is always fresh and bright;
Every now and then he has a cup of tea
With perhaps a drop of Scotch while he's keeping the watch,
Only stopping here and there to catch a flea
...........................
He gives you a wave of his long brown tail
Which says "I'll see you again!
You'll meet without fail on the Midnight Mail
The Cat of the Railway Train."

Picture captions/credits:

1. Share Certificate in former NZR Ja locomotive1274.

2. "Shovelling white steam over her shoulder" (L.M.S./B.R.)

3. Inspecting the Passengers ~computer realisation Bessye Lechatte

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